Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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