I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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