i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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