Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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