His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
