im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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