okay pat passed out under dana's car
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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