if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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