Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
