Dual....:-)
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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