No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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