You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
high people should be assigned attendants
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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