this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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