I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Randomize
