Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i think my mom watched the whole time
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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