There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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