Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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