the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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