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whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Found your dick twin last night
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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