Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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