she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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