did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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