its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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