WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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