I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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