Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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