This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
