I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
look no pants
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
