no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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