he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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