People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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