I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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