spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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