u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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