she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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