I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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