Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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