Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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