Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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