If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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