You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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