Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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