Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize