Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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