he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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