Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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