That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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