We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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