Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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