I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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