Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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