So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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