I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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