her vagine was all disorganized.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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