what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just cut my nipple shaving
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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