It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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