So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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